Capt. Ahab's Shanty: September 2013

Just ignore me.

But I do look pretty cute.

Cinematic Exploits

I learned something very important about myself while watching "Django Unchained." It was not "I fucking love Christoph Waltz," I already knew that. It wasn't "Whew, glad Jaime Foxx is still a damn fine actor" because In Living Color prepared him well, nor was it "FUCK YEAH SAMUEL L. JACKSON" even though, yes, fuck yeah. It wasn't even "Holy crap I think this is my favorite thing Leonardo DiCaprio has ever done" (totes is). No, what I learned was that I really LOVE watching rascist dicks get blown the hell away. Into many pieces. Left for the coyotes. Because I love sweet, sweet violent justice.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Because I need a URL for this picture

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